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A soft, lightweight tee that speaks with a dry, wry voice. The slim crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to wear under a jacket or alone on slow afternoons. The front text—simple, deadpan, and a little sardonic—lands like a private joke you share with strangers and friends alike. Wear it when you want your mood to do the talking without saying much: at coffee shops, at low-key meetups, or on quick errands. The fabric feels smooth and breathable against the skin; the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat after many washes. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean the shirt cares about comfort and standards as much as you do.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — smooth, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics and sleeve prints available
- Ethically sourced materials, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
“Hey, someone does care. Not me, but someone.” – Minimalist Sarcastic Tee
$19.99
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$19.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — smooth, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics and sleeve prints available
- Ethically sourced materials, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors